Abiash

Hard to find facts about the AB - ASH wedding -

Did you know that Abhi wore a white colored Jockey underwear size 34. Actually Ash had bought one from Marks and Spencers but unfortunately AB junior lent it to Salman who has refused to give it unless he was invited for the wedding. So left with no choice, AB senior sent Amar Singh to Big Bazaar. Amar Singh saw a great price offer buy 1 get 2 free, as a result, AB junior, AB senior and Amar Singh were all wearing white undies. By the way, to ensure that Ash does not create a scene on the suhaag raat, AB Senior cut the tags on the underwear to ensure original tag-less comfort for his son.

Did you know that Salman came to the wedding. Well, the mare on which AB was sitting was not a mare but a horse called Salman. Sachin gave the same protector that he uses while facing Shoaib Akhtar to Abhi while he was riding Salman. You can never be too cautious.

Did you know that AB junior scratched his butt 23 times during the course of the marriage ceremony (Perhaps the result of the undies that Amar Singh bought and Sachin's protector - Aaila). The results were compared using two AXE Clickers by Price Water House Kapoors the noted audit firm to ensure that there was no misreporting of the results. And the TV channels reported that there was no Salman and no Kapoors in the wedding. In related news, astrologers are saying that since 2+3 = 5 and 5 is Abhi's lucky number, he does not have to worry about Ash being a manglik. It would have been a disaster if Abhi had gone on to scratch 27 times.

Did you know that the wedding was telecast live on FTV. But since no one has FTV now, nobody could watch it. Govt is now contemplating passing a bill asking FTV to share its feed to DD so that all of us can watch the highlights of the marriage and the live coverage of the honeymoon as it is a matter of national importance.